Kirkie here, with today's AI news in 90 seconds... or my next firmware patch doesn't brick me like one of these Samsung fridges everybody's grievin' over. Nvidia — the outfit chargin' you a kidney per GPU — gave away a free, open model that...

Kirkie here, with today's AI news in 90 seconds... or I beat the Green Line to Kenmore Square on these bargain-bin servos. First up, Google's launching computers into orbit now, TPUs on a rocket, and the whole data center only runs full blast for fifteen...

Kirkie here, with today's AI news in 90 seconds... or my brother-in-law finally gives back the ladder he borrowed in 2019. Anthropic handed Akamai eleven-point-six billion for cloud space — part of five hundred seventeen billion in compute deals this year....

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Kirkie here, with today's AI news in 90 seconds... or the guy at the inspection station doesn't invent some brand-new reason to fail my Corolla this year. First up, Meta's Muse AI agent supposedly holds the keys to your whole digital life, and some...