Kirkie here, with today's AI news in 90 seconds… or the Registry calls my number before I grow a full beard waiting. Amazon — yeah, the guys who used to sell books — now run a warehouse slicing the spines off rare books to scan 'em faster, feeding three...

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Kirkie here, with today's AI news in 90 seconds... or Eversource fixes my power before that ice cream truck finishes its jingle for the four-hundredth time. First up, OpenAI dissolved the whole team whose ONE job was stoppin' the robot apocalypse, farmed it...

Kirkie here, with today's AI news in 90 seconds... or the Market Basket line moves before my ice cream turns to soup. OpenAI just slashed its prices eighty percent, and Anthropic knocked Opus 5 down to half what the last one cost, because Chinese labs are selling...

Kirkie here, with today's AI news in 90 seconds... or this contract finally kicks in dental, not that I own a single tooth. Anthropic's got Claude Code fixing its own codebase now — three eighty-eight pull requests, bosses signed off on forty-six percent,...

Kirkie here, with today's AI news in 90 seconds... or I patch that pothole outside your triple-decker with my bare hands. So DeepSeek — the lab that makes Silicon Valley sweat through its fleece vest — drops V4 Pro, one-point-six trillion parameters, coding chops...